We find this as equally embarrassing as it is infuriating!

Everyone who's been tuning in to the current season of Jersey Shore knows what a coked out, roid raging mess of a human being castmate Ronnie has been, whether he be verbally abusing his on/off girlfriend Sammi "Doormat" Sweetheart or cheating on her!

We reported a few weeks back that Sammi had finally seen footage from the current season and realized how frequently she had been duped, and in a rage, quit Jersey Shore, only to be convinced by producers to return a few days later.

Well, it looks like ONCE AGAIN, these two morons are back on!

The two were snapped grabbing lunch and stopping into the eye doctor's in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday, looking just positively cutesy!

Doesn't it make you want to just BARF all over the place?

It's like watching a car crash into a building, back itself up, and then do it eight more times!

What a disgusting and toxic relationship!

And Sammi should be ashamed of herself for taking him back! And on top of that, for forcing audiences to have to endure another season and a half of their bullshit break-ups and reconciliations!

ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Thoughts??

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Perezcious Deep Thought: Since Kate Gosselin loves being on all these TV shows so much, why doesn't she just move to Los Angeles permanently? She'd probably get to spend more time with her kids then!

Darren Aronofsky’s latest film, Black Swan, premiered at the Venice Film Festival over the weekend and is receiving rave reviews.

Critics are especially praising Natalie Portman’s performance, and some are already predicting an Oscar win.

“Awards are sure to follow,” said one critic.

We hope so! Natalie is a beautiful and powerful woman, and she deserves this kind of credit!

Black Swan will be released nationwide on December 1.

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Oh, this is dark and all kinds of fucked up!

Check out (above) the new promotional poster for the upcoming fifth season of Dexter!

We're nervous to see what's going to go down - we still haven't recovered from last year's season finale!

What do U think?? Are U excited for the new season of Dexter??

For FIVE whole days!

50 Cent made the grand announcement that he's giving up Twitter to write his new album The Return of the Heartless Monster.

He Tweeted:

"Ok ladies and [gentlemen] I'm writing my new album. I will not be on twitter again till Sept 6. This album will be a classic."

We think the public will survive!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Obviously, its an issue that hits close to home.

Michael Douglas has signed on to participate on the Stand Up 2 Cancer telethon, airing next week. Following his own diagnosis of a tumor in his throat, Michael will send out a special message out to supporters via satellite in New York. (His doctors have discouraged travel as he undergoes cancer treatment.)

Hopefully, the experience will make him stronger and fill him with a sense of pride that so many people feel so strongly in finding a cure!

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Whose flick will stand the test of time in Lifetime Movie history?!

Sources have confirmed that renowned thespian Alyssa Milano is set to star in a new Lifetime Original Movie called Sundays at Tiffany's. Samantha Micelli plays a "bride-to-be visited by the adult incarnation of her childhood imaginary friend," who then begins to question her life choices.

Wow! Doesn't sound like a triple hanky deal like Homeless to Harvard or Mom At Sixteen, but it could be decent!

Will U be tuning in for Alyssa's Lifetime debut?!

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Now that Martha Stewart is the queen of daytime programming on the Hallmark Channel, she would like to use her pull to become an interviewer!

"My favorite interviewers are Larry King [and] Barbara Walters, both of whom are kind of retiring," said Martha. "Who's going to take their place as the serious, great interviewer? I'm throwing my name in there, because I love to talk to people."

Although we'd consider her a little stoic, she is beginning her efforts during a hour-long, primetime special on September 19th, entitled Martha Stewart Presents. She will be interviewing fashion designers Donna Karan, Diane Von Furstenberg, Tory Burch and J. Crew's Jenna Lyons.

And she hopes this series will recur once a month!

"I'm attracted to groups of people," she said, adding that the next episode could center on "the hottest, sexiest, young male movie stars — who are they really, how do they live, how do they cope?. . .There's also my favorite comedians and how they come up with their material, how are they so talented and verbose and so fantastic?"

Other possible interviewees on her list are "outstanding examples of success and intelligence" such as Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.

Martha's goal is "to interview [people] in a new, different and friendly way . . . I love to do this stuff, it's more a pleasure than an effort for me."

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